Non non, without DICE here, there is nobody to shower me with love and affection. That's the hardship!
[It's only half that he's actually as shameless as he says, really - which he really is - and half to make a joke of those uncomfortable, lonely feelings. If he calls himself an attention whore and just makes light of the whole thing, it'll trivialize the loneliness part.
And clearly that works when Shuichi seems to just agree and move on.]
I guess that just means you'll have to make up for what they cannot provide, Saihara-chan~! Lucky for you I'm suuuuper easy to please. Just swear your undying loyalty to me, and promise to take care of my every possible need! Meaning taking showers with me, reminding me how great of a leader I am on a constant basis, feeding me dinner, massaging my sore muscles after a successful heist, you know. Typical evil subordinate things. They'll be so happy that you've taken such good care of me in their absence that they probably won't even torture you that badly for kidnapping me, nishishi!
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[It's only half that he's actually as shameless as he says, really - which he really is - and half to make a joke of those uncomfortable, lonely feelings. If he calls himself an attention whore and just makes light of the whole thing, it'll trivialize the loneliness part.
And clearly that works when Shuichi seems to just agree and move on.]
I guess that just means you'll have to make up for what they cannot provide, Saihara-chan~! Lucky for you I'm suuuuper easy to please. Just swear your undying loyalty to me, and promise to take care of my every possible need! Meaning taking showers with me, reminding me how great of a leader I am on a constant basis, feeding me dinner, massaging my sore muscles after a successful heist, you know. Typical evil subordinate things. They'll be so happy that you've taken such good care of me in their absence that they probably won't even torture you that badly for kidnapping me, nishishi!