[It wouldn't be the first time someone has decided to add something extra to his communicator settings without asking. He won't even bother changing it back, honestly.]
I won't laugh.
[He's going to try his very hardest to stick to that. Though he is admittedly a little worried since he has NO IDEA what he's about to see. He's confident in his ability not to laugh at her for whatever confessions she felt the need to make, but what if her wording is just funny in general??]
[He takes the watch and slips it on his wrist, and immediately brings up his missed messages. Oh, wow, yeah, she's right. That weird little imp really DOES have some kind of...oddly coercive ability. He's just going to ignore that as best he can...the only really dark secret he's keeping is one he can't afford to share, especially not with Kaede. Okay, let's see now...]
[Okay, well the thing about his eyelashes doesn't come as much of a surprise. After all, she'd brought them up to Mikan during their introduction. his butt, though...that's more unexpected and embarrassing enough to make the color rise in his cheeks again.]
[But, still, it's nothing that really tempts him to laugh, so...moving on--]
[Oh my god what is that emoji?]
[The corners of his mouth twitch in spite of himself because that is quite possibly the most ridiculous emoji she's ever sent him. But he doesn't laugh, as much as that crooked triangle mouth tries to tempt him into doing so.]
Uhm...
[Hm. He closes up the messaging program and takes his communicator off again, tossing it back onto the bedside table. His cheeks are still flushed, but he doesn't seem too flustered, at least. He can still talk.]
So...do you...actually want me to answer either of those or...
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I won't laugh.
[He's going to try his very hardest to stick to that. Though he is admittedly a little worried since he has NO IDEA what he's about to see. He's confident in his ability not to laugh at her for whatever confessions she felt the need to make, but what if her wording is just funny in general??]
[He takes the watch and slips it on his wrist, and immediately brings up his missed messages. Oh, wow, yeah, she's right. That weird little imp really DOES have some kind of...oddly coercive ability. He's just going to ignore that as best he can...the only really dark secret he's keeping is one he can't afford to share, especially not with Kaede. Okay, let's see now...]
[Okay, well the thing about his eyelashes doesn't come as much of a surprise. After all, she'd brought them up to Mikan during their introduction. his butt, though...that's more unexpected and embarrassing enough to make the color rise in his cheeks again.]
[But, still, it's nothing that really tempts him to laugh, so...moving on--]
[Oh my god what is that emoji?]
[The corners of his mouth twitch in spite of himself because that is quite possibly the most ridiculous emoji she's ever sent him. But he doesn't laugh, as much as that crooked triangle mouth tries to tempt him into doing so.]
Uhm...
[Hm. He closes up the messaging program and takes his communicator off again, tossing it back onto the bedside table. His cheeks are still flushed, but he doesn't seem too flustered, at least. He can still talk.]
So...do you...actually want me to answer either of those or...
[Should he just pretend he didn't read them?]