No, I think it really is! I'm sure I've ready plenty of respectable sources on the subject matter.
[100% factual sources that are in no way merely gossip or fiction books.]
"Bros" are supposed to text one another immediately when they finally lose their virginity, so that their bro can congratulate them that night and plan a party for the near future to celebrate it. Usually by going out with their other bros!
[Drinking, dancing, going to strip clubs...that sort of thing!]
Of course I've never had a bro before, so I guess I don't really know what that's like, but if I did I'd totally want a party. Which is why I'm sad you didn't text me! Though I can still throw you one~
[The more he ridiculous he makes this conversation, the more tired the detective will get with it, and then he will want to leave. That's the goal here.]
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[100% factual sources that are in no way merely gossip or fiction books.]
"Bros" are supposed to text one another immediately when they finally lose their virginity, so that their bro can congratulate them that night and plan a party for the near future to celebrate it. Usually by going out with their other bros!
[Drinking, dancing, going to strip clubs...that sort of thing!]
Of course I've never had a bro before, so I guess I don't really know what that's like, but if I did I'd totally want a party. Which is why I'm sad you didn't text me! Though I can still throw you one~
[The more he ridiculous he makes this conversation, the more tired the detective will get with it, and then he will want to leave. That's the goal here.]