[Yes, this conversation is tiring in its ridiculousness, but...that's kind of on par for the course with Kokichi. Talking to him is almost ALWAYS at least a little exhausting. So, unfortunately, he's used to it and has no intention of leaving.]

[His worry outweighs his exasperation, sorry Kokichi.]

Okay, wait...I'm confused now. Are you disappointed that I didn't throw you a party or that you didn't get the chance to throw me one? [He thought it was the latter but now he's not so sure. Since Apparently...Kokichi was sad that Shuichi didn't text him because HE wants a party? Oh my god he's even harder to keep up with when he's sleep deprived how is this even possible.] Also, when did we become "bros"? I feel like I missed something there...

[That is...not the word he would use to describe his friendship with Kokichi. At all.]