[This is followed by a scandalized gasp, the leader's eyes wide and full of (fake) fear as his hands move to cover his mouth.]

Unless secretly you're trying to get me to let my guard down so that you can do...things to my body while you have me here! I know I'm oh-so-desirable, but I would have never expected that from you! Oh what has this place done to you, my beloved Saihara-chan~!

[The dramatics end with him clutching his heart, face turning away with a look of (fake) pain in his expression, as if he is simply heartbroken. Heartbroken to know that Shuichi's innocence has been stolen from him. How awful!]