[He stretches some before recapturing his pillow, humming a little in thought. Should he lie or tell the truth...? He plasters a bright smile on his face.]
Just fine, Saihara-chan~! Getting all that silly stuff off my chest earlier really cheered me up, y'know?
[And then, to distract from that lie, he sits up and lets out a whine, hands clutching at his stomach.]
Except I'm really, really, really hungry! Starving, even! I feel like I'm just gonna waste away at any moment! You can hear my tummy growling, can't you? It's saying, "Oh, is there anyone kind enough to feed me~? My stupid human hasn't eaten in like four whole days and I'm gonna have to start cannibalizing him from the inside if I don't get nutrition soon!"
[Dramatically, he tips over sideways and lays across Shuichi's lap, his wrist over his eyes.]
See? I'm even feeling faint! Oh whatever will I do?
[Yeah there's no way that isn't a lie. But Shuichi chooses not to pursue it for now, and instead sighs and starts nudging the back of Kokichi's head.]
Alright, get up. I'll take you out for lunch so your stomach doesn't start eating itself.
[He's...less sure if the four days thing is a lie or not but...it doesn't really matter that much, in the grand scheme of things. If he's hungry, he's hungry, and Shuichi said he'd take care of him so he wouldn't have to play bingo anymore.]
Wow, really? So generous! I was gonna be nice and let you pick, since you're paying, buuuuuut since you already gave me permission I'll make sure to pick somewhere super fun!
[He straightens out his clothes a little now that he's standing, pulling a hair tie out of his pocket to just...tie back his hair for now. Forget trying to brush it and tame it or whatever. It's probably not too bad after just a nap anyway, right? Right.]
And by fun I of course mean one that spikes even the condiments~
If that's what you want, I'm not going to stop you.
[He's pretty sure that last part is a lie. But even if it's not, he's apparently not planning on eating himself, since he doesn't seem too worried by the prospect. But on that note, Shuichi slides off the bed and walks over to the entranceway to slip his shoes on and pull the door open, clearly waiting for Kokichi to join him.]
You know it's no fun if you just roll over and take it, Saihara-chan. [He's not upset by the idea of spiked food, so clearly he's not eating. Boo. Kokichi sticks his tongue out at Shuichi before moving to join him, slipping his shoes on as well before bouncing out the door.]
Oh well, it's not like I was actually going to pick a place like that anyway. I'm not really in the mood to hold you responsible for it.
[Come on, come on! Hurry up and close the door, he wants to go already!]
[Shuichi is quick to close the door once they're both out in the hallway, turning to follow Kokichi since he has no idea where the other boy wants to eat. He can't read your mind, friend, you're in the wrong game mode for that.]
W-wait, why would I be accountable if you picked a place like that?!
[Is that a better reaction, Kokichi? Is that more fun for you?]
[That is a much better reaction, a grin quickly finding its way to his lips.]
Because you're looking out for me, of course!
[He doesn't move to lead the way just yet, leaning in towards Shuichi instead and lifting a hand to count the reasons backing this up on his fingers.]
You comforted and took care of me when I was a wreck earlier. You let me sleep in your bed instead of sending me home when I was exhausted afterward. You're taking me out to lunch because I'm starving and barely have any money myself. You're clearly the responsible party here, right now.
[And then he uses the same hand he'd been counting with to point at him.]
Plus I wouldn't trust anyone else! So if I went to a place like that and got all hot and bothered because of the food, it'd be your responsibility to take care of it!
[He can't refute any of that other stuff so let's just focus on that last bit where for some reason he'd have to get you off if you decided to knowingly eat spiked food.]
Taha~! Good question, good question! I'm not sure if I do, y'know? I don't have the greatest track record of taking care of myself after all. You agree, right?
[Sorry Shuichi, he can't help laughing some. That is just such a perfect reaction, definitely what he'd been expecting before. Or something similar, in any case.]
Why are you acting so scandalized? I thought you and Akamatsu-chan were going to play with other people sometimes~
[He definitely agrees with that...though he's not sure if this particular brand of "taking care of yourself" is really in that same category. Can you really compare jacking off to getting enough sleep?]
Only to complete squares that we ca-- w-wait, [Hold on. Something's not right here.] ...why do you know that?
[Not "how" because obviously Kaede told him but...how on earth did that topic come up between the two of them in the first place?]
[Well he was referring to more than just the lack of sleep thing. Don't forget all of the blood he's lost over the course you've known him.]
Well duh. Obviously Akamatsu-chan told me.
[He tilts his head, raising a brow curiously.]
Didn't she mention it? When that whole truth baloney was going on and we were done fighting, I accidentally spilled a stupid and embarrassing idea I had, and she said it sounded fun and she'd totally play with me if I ever wanted to. Oh but, with your permission of course.
[Surely she brought that up while she was talking to you about all of the truth stuff!]
I was kind of caught off guard, so I asked her why she'd be okay with that, and she explained the whole playing with others thing.
[There's a pause on Kokichi's end, his expression settling into something blank and unreadable as he stares at Shuichi for a few beats. Just processing that.]
[And with that, he shrugs and turns on his heels, starting to lead the way towards wherever they'll be eating.]
Well don't worry about it then, it's not important. I was joking anyway, it's not like I'd actually ask you to do something like that. You'd have to ask her first, and you'd probably hate it anyway!
[He glances over his shoulder at him, his cheeky grin from before back in place.]
Or maybe you wouldn't~ I can never tell with you. Maybe you're secretly hiding some deep, dark, undying love for me and would jump at the chance to help me with something like that~ But you don't want me to know, so you decided to act all weirded out instead!
[It's weird, whenever Kokichi's expression goes blank like that. For some reason, it's mildly unnerving, but only when it's on his face. It's never weird whenever someone else stares blankly, but with Kokichi...]
N-no, it's nothing like that... [Sorry, Kokichi, you're the only one with a deep, dark undying love here. Sure, there were a few one-on-one instances during the killing game where you gave him weird, possibly gay feelings but we're not talking about those. Nor are we talking about all the times where he's thought that you're really nice to cuddle with. Nope.] And I wouldn't say I was "weirded out", more like...it was just surprising that you jumped to that first.
[Wouldn't most people think to take care of it themselves in a situation like that, rather than ask a friend? A friend of the same sex, even.]
But, in retrospect, I guess I shouldn't have been surprised, given how much you enjoy messing with me.
[That's what that was, right? You were just trying to make him uncomfortable because you think it's funny. Masturbation jokes just don't work as well for this sort of thing.]
[Oh he fully knows he's the only one with that problem, but do you know where the best place to hide feelings like that is? In plain sight, of course. The more he can play this stuff off as a joke or as messing around with him, the better. He'll never have a reason to suspect any different if he does that.
Though, even with that logic, he can only manage a little hum of agreement when Shuichi actually says that's what it is. Still, he manages a smile as he turns around, walking backwards so he can face him while he talks.]
Hey, you should get some tea with me! You obviously don't plan on eating, but the place we're going has really good tea, and it'd be nice to share some with you.
[Kokichi...you're just asking to walk right into someone, walking backwards like that. Good thing you have Shuichi here with you to watch your back. He actually walks a little faster, so as to better keep up with Kokichi in case he needs to move him out of someone's way.]
Mmm, tea sounds good.
[When is he ever NOT down for tea time with Kokichi? Or anyone, for that matter?]
[Well that's exactly why he feels safe doing it. He's sure, if nothing else, Shuichi will warn him. And he's fast, so a warning would be enough! His smile broadens into a grin when the detective agrees.]
Right? It basically always sounds good. Which is a problem, since there are strict laws and regulations to tea drinking that must be followed, otherwise you could be thrown in jail for life! Luckily they stopped handing out death sentences a few years ago. Double luckily, if you decide to break the rules, I can totally break you out of jail!
[His hands move to clasp behind his back, grin brightening even more as he launches further into his playful lies.]
Of course, then you'd be a criminal on the run, like me! And I'd be in even more trouble with the law for breaking you out! That could be the start of an exciting adventure story, you know! And I think it would be decidedly not boring to be stuck on the lam with my beloved Saihara-chan~!
[He's not even trying to make this convincing, just obviously having fun with it.]
[Shuichi can't stop a soft chuckle from escaping his lips as Kokichi spins his very blatant and fanciful lies. It's better, seeing him this way. Maybe he's not actually as okay as he says he is, maybe this is a little forced on the leader's part, Shuichi can't possibly know for sure, but... if he's feeling up to doing something like this there's obviously been some kind of improvement, right? At least a little one. And that's better than nothing.]
Really? Laws and regulations like what? [So if playing along with his lies keeps Kokichi happy like this, then Shuichi will do just that.] I think I'd rather avoid that kind of scenario...I'm not sure I trust you to pilot a spaceship. And if we're going to be on the run from sexy space station law, we'd need one of those, right?
[There's definitely been some improvement. While he's a little surprised that Shuichi's playing along with this one - only a little! - he doesn't miss a beat, hands stretching out in front of him as if gripping a steering wheel, laughing a little himself.]
You can totally trust me to pilot a spaceship! I'm a space thief now, after all, I've done my research! Maybe I'm not officially licensed, but I know space cruisers like the backs of my hands now! Which, of course, would be our escape vehicle of choice.
[Not...exactly a lie, though he's not actually that confident he could really pilot a ship.]
You don't have to worry about anything! I know this will be your first time being a wanted criminal, I'll definitely look out for you as your upperclassman in that area. Dodging the sexy space police will be a snap! Oh, but I'm not gonna tell you the laws and stuff. Because then you'll avoid breaking them, and that's just no fun!
[Kokichi is pretty sure he can hear it. Something about him being an idiot, probably.]
No way, research is definitely all I need. I mean worse comes to worst, I can always hijack one before you break any of the laws and take it for a few test spins. And then you break the law, I'll break you out, and off into the stars we go!
[Not taking this seriously at all, so probably safe to say he doesn't actually plan on trying that.
...probably.
They finally reach the cafe he'd been heading towards, opening the door for Shuichi with a flourish and a bow.]
Don't do that...then you'll get arrested for grand theft spacecraft. Besides, I don't plan on breaking any laws to begin with.
[He is a good, law-abiding boy unlike some people we could name.]
[Oh, hey, they're here. Hopefully this means they can change the subject. Shuichi pauses before entering, giving Kokichi a very uncertain look that all to plainly says that the flourish and bow were completely unnecessary.]
Um...thanks. [But he walks inside anyway so, unnecessary or not, he clearly doesn't mind that much at all.]
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Mm, good. Don't want to waste too much daylight.
[He stretches some before recapturing his pillow, humming a little in thought. Should he lie or tell the truth...? He plasters a bright smile on his face.]
Just fine, Saihara-chan~! Getting all that silly stuff off my chest earlier really cheered me up, y'know?
[And then, to distract from that lie, he sits up and lets out a whine, hands clutching at his stomach.]
Except I'm really, really, really hungry! Starving, even! I feel like I'm just gonna waste away at any moment! You can hear my tummy growling, can't you? It's saying, "Oh, is there anyone kind enough to feed me~? My stupid human hasn't eaten in like four whole days and I'm gonna have to start cannibalizing him from the inside if I don't get nutrition soon!"
[Dramatically, he tips over sideways and lays across Shuichi's lap, his wrist over his eyes.]
See? I'm even feeling faint! Oh whatever will I do?
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Alright, get up. I'll take you out for lunch so your stomach doesn't start eating itself.
[He's...less sure if the four days thing is a lie or not but...it doesn't really matter that much, in the grand scheme of things. If he's hungry, he's hungry, and Shuichi said he'd take care of him so he wouldn't have to play bingo anymore.]
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Saihara-chan cares about me~! He won't let my mean tummy eat me alive!
[The show of affection is short lived as he lets go soon after, throwing the covers off himself and getting out of bed.]
What are we gonna eat~? It'll have lots of spicy and bitter stuff, right? You know I looooove spicy and bitter food!
[Lies.]
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Uhm...well, whatever you want? I can't take you out to a five star restaurant or anything, but I'm not going to tell you what to eat...
[Your choice, Kokichi. Wherever you want to go that's...you know, some place reasonable that he can actually afford.]
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[He straightens out his clothes a little now that he's standing, pulling a hair tie out of his pocket to just...tie back his hair for now. Forget trying to brush it and tame it or whatever. It's probably not too bad after just a nap anyway, right? Right.]
And by fun I of course mean one that spikes even the condiments~
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[He's pretty sure that last part is a lie. But even if it's not, he's apparently not planning on eating himself, since he doesn't seem too worried by the prospect. But on that note, Shuichi slides off the bed and walks over to the entranceway to slip his shoes on and pull the door open, clearly waiting for Kokichi to join him.]
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Oh well, it's not like I was actually going to pick a place like that anyway. I'm not really in the mood to hold you responsible for it.
[Come on, come on! Hurry up and close the door, he wants to go already!]
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[Shuichi is quick to close the door once they're both out in the hallway, turning to follow Kokichi since he has no idea where the other boy wants to eat. He can't read your mind, friend, you're in the wrong game mode for that.]
W-wait, why would I be accountable if you picked a place like that?!
[Is that a better reaction, Kokichi? Is that more fun for you?]
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Because you're looking out for me, of course!
[He doesn't move to lead the way just yet, leaning in towards Shuichi instead and lifting a hand to count the reasons backing this up on his fingers.]
You comforted and took care of me when I was a wreck earlier. You let me sleep in your bed instead of sending me home when I was exhausted afterward. You're taking me out to lunch because I'm starving and barely have any money myself. You're clearly the responsible party here, right now.
[And then he uses the same hand he'd been counting with to point at him.]
Plus I wouldn't trust anyone else! So if I went to a place like that and got all hot and bothered because of the food, it'd be your responsibility to take care of it!
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You trust yourself, don't you!?
[He can't refute any of that other stuff so let's just focus on that last bit where for some reason he'd have to get you off if you decided to knowingly eat spiked food.]
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[Sorry Shuichi, he can't help laughing some. That is just such a perfect reaction, definitely what he'd been expecting before. Or something similar, in any case.]
Why are you acting so scandalized? I thought you and Akamatsu-chan were going to play with other people sometimes~
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Only to complete squares that we ca-- w-wait, [Hold on. Something's not right here.] ...why do you know that?
[Not "how" because obviously Kaede told him but...how on earth did that topic come up between the two of them in the first place?]
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Well duh. Obviously Akamatsu-chan told me.
[He tilts his head, raising a brow curiously.]
Didn't she mention it? When that whole truth baloney was going on and we were done fighting, I accidentally spilled a stupid and embarrassing idea I had, and she said it sounded fun and she'd totally play with me if I ever wanted to. Oh but, with your permission of course.
[Surely she brought that up while she was talking to you about all of the truth stuff!]
I was kind of caught off guard, so I asked her why she'd be okay with that, and she explained the whole playing with others thing.
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[So...he only heard about the fight, apparently. And even then, only part of it.]
[He has no idea that apparently you find his girlfriend attractive even though you're gay and you want to have sex with her again.]
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Well don't worry about it then, it's not important. I was joking anyway, it's not like I'd actually ask you to do something like that. You'd have to ask her first, and you'd probably hate it anyway!
[He glances over his shoulder at him, his cheeky grin from before back in place.]
Or maybe you wouldn't~ I can never tell with you. Maybe you're secretly hiding some deep, dark, undying love for me and would jump at the chance to help me with something like that~ But you don't want me to know, so you decided to act all weirded out instead!
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N-no, it's nothing like that... [Sorry, Kokichi, you're the only one with a deep, dark undying love here. Sure, there were a few one-on-one instances during the killing game where you gave him weird, possibly gay feelings but we're not talking about those. Nor are we talking about all the times where he's thought that you're really nice to cuddle with. Nope.] And I wouldn't say I was "weirded out", more like...it was just surprising that you jumped to that first.
[Wouldn't most people think to take care of it themselves in a situation like that, rather than ask a friend? A friend of the same sex, even.]
But, in retrospect, I guess I shouldn't have been surprised, given how much you enjoy messing with me.
[That's what that was, right? You were just trying to make him uncomfortable because you think it's funny. Masturbation jokes just don't work as well for this sort of thing.]
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Though, even with that logic, he can only manage a little hum of agreement when Shuichi actually says that's what it is. Still, he manages a smile as he turns around, walking backwards so he can face him while he talks.]
Hey, you should get some tea with me! You obviously don't plan on eating, but the place we're going has really good tea, and it'd be nice to share some with you.
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Mmm, tea sounds good.
[When is he ever NOT down for tea time with Kokichi? Or anyone, for that matter?]
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Right? It basically always sounds good. Which is a problem, since there are strict laws and regulations to tea drinking that must be followed, otherwise you could be thrown in jail for life! Luckily they stopped handing out death sentences a few years ago. Double luckily, if you decide to break the rules, I can totally break you out of jail!
[His hands move to clasp behind his back, grin brightening even more as he launches further into his playful lies.]
Of course, then you'd be a criminal on the run, like me! And I'd be in even more trouble with the law for breaking you out! That could be the start of an exciting adventure story, you know! And I think it would be decidedly not boring to be stuck on the lam with my beloved Saihara-chan~!
[He's not even trying to make this convincing, just obviously having fun with it.]
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Really? Laws and regulations like what? [So if playing along with his lies keeps Kokichi happy like this, then Shuichi will do just that.] I think I'd rather avoid that kind of scenario...I'm not sure I trust you to pilot a spaceship. And if we're going to be on the run from sexy space station law, we'd need one of those, right?
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You can totally trust me to pilot a spaceship! I'm a space thief now, after all, I've done my research! Maybe I'm not officially licensed, but I know space cruisers like the backs of my hands now! Which, of course, would be our escape vehicle of choice.
[Not...exactly a lie, though he's not actually that confident he could really pilot a ship.]
You don't have to worry about anything! I know this will be your first time being a wanted criminal, I'll definitely look out for you as your upperclassman in that area. Dodging the sexy space police will be a snap! Oh, but I'm not gonna tell you the laws and stuff. Because then you'll avoid breaking them, and that's just no fun!
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[In another dimension, Kaito is screaming at the mere suggestion, Shuichi is sure of it.]
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No way, research is definitely all I need. I mean worse comes to worst, I can always hijack one before you break any of the laws and take it for a few test spins. And then you break the law, I'll break you out, and off into the stars we go!
[Not taking this seriously at all, so probably safe to say he doesn't actually plan on trying that.
...probably.
They finally reach the cafe he'd been heading towards, opening the door for Shuichi with a flourish and a bow.]
After you, Saihara-chan~
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[He is a good, law-abiding boy unlike some people we could name.]
[Oh, hey, they're here. Hopefully this means they can change the subject. Shuichi pauses before entering, giving Kokichi a very uncertain look that all to plainly says that the flourish and bow were completely unnecessary.]
Um...thanks. [But he walks inside anyway so, unnecessary or not, he clearly doesn't mind that much at all.]
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