diffidentive: But the first one has to be where you got the flamethrower. (ponder ✯ I’ve got a lot of questions.)
Shuichi "Beta-est of Betas" Saihara ✯ 最原 終一 ([personal profile] diffidentive) wrote2017-11-13 11:58 am
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slieght: interested in likes me back I'm going to die of surprise before I even get to make out with them. (At this rate if someone I'm actually)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well he was referring to more than just the lack of sleep thing. Don't forget all of the blood he's lost over the course you've known him.]

Well duh. Obviously Akamatsu-chan told me.

[He tilts his head, raising a brow curiously.]

Didn't she mention it? When that whole truth baloney was going on and we were done fighting, I accidentally spilled a stupid and embarrassing idea I had, and she said it sounded fun and she'd totally play with me if I ever wanted to. Oh but, with your permission of course.

[Surely she brought that up while she was talking to you about all of the truth stuff!]

I was kind of caught off guard, so I asked her why she'd be okay with that, and she explained the whole playing with others thing.
slieght: in lack of compassion. (I sense beginning a prank war would)

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[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-12 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause on Kokichi's end, his expression settling into something blank and unreadable as he stares at Shuichi for a few beats. Just processing that.]

Oh.
slieght: in lack of compassion. (I just gave the bartender my number)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-12 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[And with that, he shrugs and turns on his heels, starting to lead the way towards wherever they'll be eating.]

Well don't worry about it then, it's not important. I was joking anyway, it's not like I'd actually ask you to do something like that. You'd have to ask her first, and you'd probably hate it anyway!

[He glances over his shoulder at him, his cheeky grin from before back in place.]

Or maybe you wouldn't~ I can never tell with you. Maybe you're secretly hiding some deep, dark, undying love for me and would jump at the chance to help me with something like that~ But you don't want me to know, so you decided to act all weirded out instead!
slieght: in lack of compassion. (And by that I mean I told her the)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh he fully knows he's the only one with that problem, but do you know where the best place to hide feelings like that is? In plain sight, of course. The more he can play this stuff off as a joke or as messing around with him, the better. He'll never have a reason to suspect any different if he does that.

Though, even with that logic, he can only manage a little hum of agreement when Shuichi actually says that's what it is. Still, he manages a smile as he turns around, walking backwards so he can face him while he talks.]


Hey, you should get some tea with me! You obviously don't plan on eating, but the place we're going has really good tea, and it'd be nice to share some with you.
slieght: in lack of compassion. (36)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-13 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's exactly why he feels safe doing it. He's sure, if nothing else, Shuichi will warn him. And he's fast, so a warning would be enough! His smile broadens into a grin when the detective agrees.]

Right? It basically always sounds good. Which is a problem, since there are strict laws and regulations to tea drinking that must be followed, otherwise you could be thrown in jail for life! Luckily they stopped handing out death sentences a few years ago. Double luckily, if you decide to break the rules, I can totally break you out of jail!

[His hands move to clasp behind his back, grin brightening even more as he launches further into his playful lies.]

Of course, then you'd be a criminal on the run, like me! And I'd be in even more trouble with the law for breaking you out! That could be the start of an exciting adventure story, you know! And I think it would be decidedly not boring to be stuck on the lam with my beloved Saihara-chan~!

[He's not even trying to make this convincing, just obviously having fun with it.]
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slieght: in lack of compassion. (I told Tojo-chan to put pineapple on)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-13 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's definitely been some improvement. While he's a little surprised that Shuichi's playing along with this one - only a little! - he doesn't miss a beat, hands stretching out in front of him as if gripping a steering wheel, laughing a little himself.]

You can totally trust me to pilot a spaceship! I'm a space thief now, after all, I've done my research! Maybe I'm not officially licensed, but I know space cruisers like the backs of my hands now! Which, of course, would be our escape vehicle of choice.

[Not...exactly a lie, though he's not actually that confident he could really pilot a ship.]

You don't have to worry about anything! I know this will be your first time being a wanted criminal, I'll definitely look out for you as your upperclassman in that area. Dodging the sexy space police will be a snap! Oh, but I'm not gonna tell you the laws and stuff. Because then you'll avoid breaking them, and that's just no fun!
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slieght: in lack of compassion. (We had like 4 guys come over and buy)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-15 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kokichi is pretty sure he can hear it. Something about him being an idiot, probably.]

No way, research is definitely all I need. I mean worse comes to worst, I can always hijack one before you break any of the laws and take it for a few test spins. And then you break the law, I'll break you out, and off into the stars we go!

[Not taking this seriously at all, so probably safe to say he doesn't actually plan on trying that.

...probably.

They finally reach the cafe he'd been heading towards, opening the door for Shuichi with a flourish and a bow.]


After you, Saihara-chan~
slieght: in lack of compassion. (And by that I mean I told her the)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-16 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Nishishi~ Don't worry, I don't actually plan to.

[He follows him inside, catching up to walk beside him.]

I can imagine what time spent in sexy space jail would be like, and I don't think I'd want to spend the years I'd surely be sentenced for grand theft spacecraft in there!

[Not like he already know from experience or anything. Definitely not. Once they're at the counter, he glances over the menu then towards Shuichi. It's your typical coffee shop menu, with mostly pastries, muffins and sweets available as far as food goes.]

Sooo...what all can I get?
slieght: So when anyone asked us where Donatello was, we would say, "What? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!" (But we only had three ninja turtles.)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-16 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're the one that let him and his sweet tooth decide, Shuichi. He hums and nods, facing the cashier. He doesn't order everything, but he does get a few items. A muffin, a couple pastries, a fruit cup and one of their sweeter tea options. And then it's Shuichi's turn while he goes to find a seat! He's claimed a booth seat for the two of them by the time the detective is done ordering as well, caught between staring out the cafe window and eagerly waiting on his friend to join him.]
slieght: in lack of compassion. (What I lack in compassion I make up for)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-16 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am! But you're paying, so it's only polite, right?

[He shrugs as he goes for one of the pastries first, leaving the rest purposefully in the middle of the table. Just in case Shuichi wants some at any point. After a few bites, Kokichi not bothering to hide the fact that he really is as hungry as he says with how quickly he's wolfing the sweet down, he takes a sip of his tea and hums.]

Thank you, by the way.
slieght: in lack of compassion. (I want to die but like. In a festive way)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-16 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes another sip of his tea, setting it down and tapping his fingers against the side of the cup, before gingerly adding:]

For earlier, too. I don't think I actually said thanks for that. Or maybe I did when I was passing out and can't remember. Who knows~! Either way. It, uh...

[A pause and another sip of tea, the leader averting his gaze and staring out the window instead.]

...it means a lot. To me, that is. It means a lot to me.
slieght: in lack of compassion. (We had like 4 guys come over and buy)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-16 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[The leader glances down at his tea at that, chuckling a little.]

Mmm...maybe. [He has to wonder if she'd actually care all that much in the end.] But come on, you already know I never followed that advice from the start. Easier said than done and all that.
slieght: in lack of compassion. (Having friends??? Can't relate.)

[personal profile] slieght 2018-03-16 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sighs, hand coming up to rest against his cheek, giving him something to prop his head up with.]

See, this is why honesty sucks. The minute you try and be even a little honest, suddenly everything is serious.

[It's both a teasing but true statement, said with a laugh but a bit of a bite in his tone as well.]

Don't really know what you expect me to do though. If I followed that advice, I'd be a mess pretty much all the time. I told you how I feel earlier, didn't I? How I really feel, what I really want to do? [Nothing. He wants to do absolutely nothing, just curl up and hide in his room and never come back out.]

It's easier for everyone, I think, if I just go about doing what I normally do. I don't know how to even begin dealing with the bulk of how I feel.
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