[Holy fucking hell, Kokichi. In the few minutes it took you to come up with all that, you've already put more thought into Shuichi's hypothetical wedding than he has.]
[He glances over at the detective, tilting his head curiously as if to say, "What?" That lasts only a moment before his face splits into a grin and he jumps back onto the bed, once again claiming his lap with a round of laughing.]
Oh man you should see your face, Saihara-chan! You look like you actually believe that I've given your wedding any thought! All I did was describe a picture I'd seen in a magazine, you shouldn't take everything I say so seriously.
[That's a lie, but he doesn't need to admit to Shuichi that he's a bit of a hopeless romantic, and thinking about things like that is something he does on occasion...]
[Shuichi receives a mischievous smirk over the smaller boy's shoulder.]
Maybe I was dead serious about all that, and have even thought about other details for your wedding already! Maybe, deep down, I want to be a wedding planner when I grow up? Quit the hard life of being a super evil leader that controls the world and settle down into something just as hectic, but less malicious! Pursue my passion: planning special days for couples with no imagination that will likely divorce in a year!
[He kicks his feet idly behind him, careful not to kick either of them up far enough to reach the detective.]
Yes, serving lovesick, brainless morons who do nothing but scream at me all day because the tiniest detail that literally nobody else but them would notice is incorrect is definitely what I want to do with the rest of my life.
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[Holy fucking hell, Kokichi. In the few minutes it took you to come up with all that, you've already put more thought into Shuichi's hypothetical wedding than he has.]
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Oh man you should see your face, Saihara-chan! You look like you actually believe that I've given your wedding any thought! All I did was describe a picture I'd seen in a magazine, you shouldn't take everything I say so seriously.
[That's a lie, but he doesn't need to admit to Shuichi that he's a bit of a hopeless romantic, and thinking about things like that is something he does on occasion...]
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[Of course it was a lie. Duh.]
You just...said it so convincingly...it really sounded like you were serious.
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[Shuichi receives a mischievous smirk over the smaller boy's shoulder.]
Maybe I was dead serious about all that, and have even thought about other details for your wedding already! Maybe, deep down, I want to be a wedding planner when I grow up? Quit the hard life of being a super evil leader that controls the world and settle down into something just as hectic, but less malicious! Pursue my passion: planning special days for couples with no imagination that will likely divorce in a year!
[He kicks his feet idly behind him, careful not to kick either of them up far enough to reach the detective.]
Yes, serving lovesick, brainless morons who do nothing but scream at me all day because the tiniest detail that literally nobody else but them would notice is incorrect is definitely what I want to do with the rest of my life.