[Okay he's now making a mental note to let Kaede know that she needs to go with a colored wedding dress if they ever get married because Kokichi will probably throw paint on her or something if she wears a white one. He clearly has something devious in mind.]
I'm sure she would, [Kaede looks good in everything? She also looks good in nothing.] but I think she'd prefer to be the one in the dress. Call it a hunch.
[Kokichi, surely you know how much she likes clothes shopping. Haven't the two of you done that together a few times by now? There's way more selection with dresses than there are with suits.]
[How could you ruin his fun before it even had a chance to start? So cruel!]
I don't know. I bet I could pitch the idea to her.
[He gets up, standing on the floor beside the bed to stand as tall as he can, shoulders back, looking proud and refined.]
Tell her to imagine herself standing tall beside you, sharp suit fitted around her shoulders, tailored to her curves to give her a powerful look. Iiii'd make it white, probably, with pink accents. That would definitely be your guys' wedding color, pink. Not because of her, but just because it's pretty fitting. But anyway, imagine it! Precious stone cufflinks in a pink color, with a rose vest over a black button up, a sort of mauve or bubblegum colored tie underneath? Just enough to give it less of that stuffy traditional feel.
[And then he plays the part of the blushing bride, tucking some of his hair behind his ear while his other hand moves out as if he's holding a skirt.]
And her handsome, adorable Saihara-chan dressed up in lace! Just a sort of blush pink color, very light, very subdued. Sleeveless, but still collared so your chest and collarbones are covered, probably with a much thinner lace up top so your skin peeks through but of course something solid to cover your chest. You'd be waaaaayyy too shy to show that off, I bet. Long gloves though, with the fingers exposed so you can still appreciate the whole ring thing. Hmmmm...maybe a ballgown style skirt...I think you've probably got the hips and butt to pull off a mermaid style but that just doesn't really seem to be your style. At least not for something like a wedding. Maybe an evening or party dress though. But I bet she'd totally love it!
Especially when I bring up the veil, hiding those blushing cheeks of yours, and how shy and cute you'd be!
[Holy fucking hell, Kokichi. In the few minutes it took you to come up with all that, you've already put more thought into Shuichi's hypothetical wedding than he has.]
[He glances over at the detective, tilting his head curiously as if to say, "What?" That lasts only a moment before his face splits into a grin and he jumps back onto the bed, once again claiming his lap with a round of laughing.]
Oh man you should see your face, Saihara-chan! You look like you actually believe that I've given your wedding any thought! All I did was describe a picture I'd seen in a magazine, you shouldn't take everything I say so seriously.
[That's a lie, but he doesn't need to admit to Shuichi that he's a bit of a hopeless romantic, and thinking about things like that is something he does on occasion...]
[Shuichi receives a mischievous smirk over the smaller boy's shoulder.]
Maybe I was dead serious about all that, and have even thought about other details for your wedding already! Maybe, deep down, I want to be a wedding planner when I grow up? Quit the hard life of being a super evil leader that controls the world and settle down into something just as hectic, but less malicious! Pursue my passion: planning special days for couples with no imagination that will likely divorce in a year!
[He kicks his feet idly behind him, careful not to kick either of them up far enough to reach the detective.]
Yes, serving lovesick, brainless morons who do nothing but scream at me all day because the tiniest detail that literally nobody else but them would notice is incorrect is definitely what I want to do with the rest of my life.
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I'm sure she would, [Kaede looks good in everything? She also looks good in nothing.] but I think she'd prefer to be the one in the dress. Call it a hunch.
[Kokichi, surely you know how much she likes clothes shopping. Haven't the two of you done that together a few times by now? There's way more selection with dresses than there are with suits.]
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I don't know. I bet I could pitch the idea to her.
[He gets up, standing on the floor beside the bed to stand as tall as he can, shoulders back, looking proud and refined.]
Tell her to imagine herself standing tall beside you, sharp suit fitted around her shoulders, tailored to her curves to give her a powerful look. Iiii'd make it white, probably, with pink accents. That would definitely be your guys' wedding color, pink. Not because of her, but just because it's pretty fitting. But anyway, imagine it! Precious stone cufflinks in a pink color, with a rose vest over a black button up, a sort of mauve or bubblegum colored tie underneath? Just enough to give it less of that stuffy traditional feel.
[And then he plays the part of the blushing bride, tucking some of his hair behind his ear while his other hand moves out as if he's holding a skirt.]
And her handsome, adorable Saihara-chan dressed up in lace! Just a sort of blush pink color, very light, very subdued. Sleeveless, but still collared so your chest and collarbones are covered, probably with a much thinner lace up top so your skin peeks through but of course something solid to cover your chest. You'd be waaaaayyy too shy to show that off, I bet. Long gloves though, with the fingers exposed so you can still appreciate the whole ring thing. Hmmmm...maybe a ballgown style skirt...I think you've probably got the hips and butt to pull off a mermaid style but that just doesn't really seem to be your style. At least not for something like a wedding. Maybe an evening or party dress though. But I bet she'd totally love it!
Especially when I bring up the veil, hiding those blushing cheeks of yours, and how shy and cute you'd be!
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[Holy fucking hell, Kokichi. In the few minutes it took you to come up with all that, you've already put more thought into Shuichi's hypothetical wedding than he has.]
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Oh man you should see your face, Saihara-chan! You look like you actually believe that I've given your wedding any thought! All I did was describe a picture I'd seen in a magazine, you shouldn't take everything I say so seriously.
[That's a lie, but he doesn't need to admit to Shuichi that he's a bit of a hopeless romantic, and thinking about things like that is something he does on occasion...]
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[Of course it was a lie. Duh.]
You just...said it so convincingly...it really sounded like you were serious.
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[Shuichi receives a mischievous smirk over the smaller boy's shoulder.]
Maybe I was dead serious about all that, and have even thought about other details for your wedding already! Maybe, deep down, I want to be a wedding planner when I grow up? Quit the hard life of being a super evil leader that controls the world and settle down into something just as hectic, but less malicious! Pursue my passion: planning special days for couples with no imagination that will likely divorce in a year!
[He kicks his feet idly behind him, careful not to kick either of them up far enough to reach the detective.]
Yes, serving lovesick, brainless morons who do nothing but scream at me all day because the tiniest detail that literally nobody else but them would notice is incorrect is definitely what I want to do with the rest of my life.